What's the difference between the sound of a clarinet
and a cat in pain?
You can help a cat in pain.
Why do clarinet players place their clarinets on the
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
How do you insult a tenor saxophone?
Call it a bass clarinet.
What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
No one's going to cry if you chop a clarinet into tiny
How do you know when a clarinet player is house
sitting for you?
They don't know when to enter or which key to use.
How do you keep an oboe from getting stolen?
Put it in a clarinet case.
How do you know when a clarinetist is dead?
The conductor moves them back a chair.
What do you call a line set up by the clarinet section?
How many clarinet players does it take to change a
One, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs until he
can find one that is 'just right'.