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What's the difference between the sound of a clarinet and a cat in pain?
You can help a cat in pain.
Why do clarinet players place their clarinets on the dashboard?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
How do you insult a tenor saxophone?
Call it a bass clarinet.
What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
No one's going to cry if you chop a clarinet into tiny little pieces.
How do you know when a clarinet player is house sitting for you?
They don't know when to enter or which key to use.
How do you keep an oboe from getting stolen?
Put it in a clarinet case.
How do you know when a clarinetist is dead?
The conductor moves them back a chair.
What do you call a line set up by the clarinet section?
A circle.
How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs until he can find one that is 'just right'.
