| Clarinet jokes What's the difference between the sound of a clarinet and a cat in pain? You can help a cat in pain. Why do clarinet players place their clarinets on the dashboard? So they can park in handicapped spaces. How do you insult a tenor saxophone? Call it a bass clarinet. What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion? No one's going to cry if you chop a clarinet into tiny little pieces. How do you know when a clarinet player is house sitting for you? They don't know when to enter or which key to use. How do you keep an oboe from getting stolen? Put it in a clarinet case. How do you know when a clarinetist is dead? The conductor moves them back a chair. What do you call a line set up by the clarinet section? A circle. How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs until he can find one that is 'just right'. |
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